her tits! what are you stopping for?" [ laughter ] i'm not too into sports, you know, 'cause i'm not really good at them. guys always think i know the score of a game, though. they're like, "hey, who won the yankee game?" "oh, i did. "isn't that weird? i won the yankee game. "nobody won. they're friends now. "they sat and talked things out. there was a pizza party." and they always say "we," like they played. like, "oh, we did it! we won!" "really? you [bleep] played? "you got picked up by the team? why didn't you [bleep] call me? i would've watched the game." and the minute they lose, they're off the team. "aw, they blew it! they lost it!" "well, why didn't you [bleep] play? "did you get traded? "you bastard, you let down your teammates and your city." i can't sleep for a lot of noises -- sports fans and sprinklers. i moved to l.a. from here. never got woken up by a sprinkler until i moved to california.